Usually people who work a lot on computer have back pain issues. One day,I decided to go for massage.
The receptionist(lady): Hello
Me: Hi, I would like to do massage
The receptionist: Sure, can I get your information?
Me: Yes but I want to make sure that the person who will treat me is a women
The receptionist astonished & looking at me : No No madame… We can’t serve you, this is only a massage!
Me after a second of surprise: Oh! ok
Long time after I understood that she though me a lesibian